Tweets by CGP Grey 🐝 (@ cgpgrey)

•   A teacher's work is never done. America brings her territories around after school to get grades as well in this bonus videos for Bonnie Bees as a thank you for supporting the channel and making the main videos happen! 💚 🐝 💚 https://t.co/47WCaF7ql6
•   Update for Bonnie Bees: https://t.co/1JqcjXx8QC TL;DR It's Spring Cleaning time at Grey Industries and we are tidying up a bunch of bonus content, but unfortunately that means there are going to be A LOT of emails sent automatically via Patreon as we move stuff around.
•   A flag is not heraldry, but heraldry can be used to inspire some PRETTY SWEET state flags: https://t.co/k5C7Bk1mRy
•   I also really, really like the iconography in this Virginia flag concept. Sic semper tyrannis indeed! https://t.co/pNGOBBjoW0 https://t.co/p0jx2bRySD
•   Indeed. One day @YouTubeCreators needs to explain to me how someone watching a complete video of mine, while eating lunch and adding a couple comments, is fair use. Meanwhile using a few seconds clip of something from @Disney can be an instant and irreversible copyright strike. https://t.co/sbjHYUUQB1
•   In more positive reddit news, this is a pretty great start for a California redesign. I never realized until this moment how iconic yet simple the shape of California is. See California? You can *easily* do better: https://t.co/APsgndNfGg
•   Don’t take this the wrong way, Reddit. You know I love you, but as a creator it’s so frustrating and dispiriting when you spend hundreds of hours working on a thing, and someone just screenshots that thing and it gets _thousands_ of more upvotes than the thing itself. Extra… https://t.co/UkXFhIhgTP https://t.co/bsrKmxjPJd
•   So I’m trying out a prediction market as a potentially useful way to figure out when I need to plan for the billion question Q&A. If the wisdom of the crowd is true, the more people who participate, the better quality information it will give me: https://t.co/2tsSrhVidw
•   Good morning, Internet. It seems America had A LOT to say about her flags while I was asleep: https://t.co/3TAG2UFcgi
•   New Video is up! https://t.co/LQQndWN6Ql
•   New Video Premiering very soon! Not going to lie, I spent way, way, WAY too much time on this one: https://t.co/FXa7XUOqoV
•   (Someone needs to explain limit order strategy to me)
•   The funny thing about making a prediction market like this is I don’t even know myself: https://t.co/PpMqtBfPYs I *think* I will release a real video today but, full disclosure, I’ve been wrong four days in a row now. Place your bets!
•   🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚨 Tomorrow is international ‘The Internet is unbearable’ day. Citizens are advised to stay offline, if at all possible.
•   Today, on a very special Cortex, we travel: INTO THE METAVERSE to suffer for your entertainment: https://t.co/yaMl0Y7fuw
•   I'm a fan of pen and paper, and this is one of the best productivity tools I've used in a long time. I reviewed the Sidekick Notepad from @cgpgrey and (the twitter-less) @imyke, the guys behind @cortexpodcast @CortexBrand https://t.co/Hguiw6TOfD
•   This one does put me in a weird bind — with the videos, I never *truly* know if/when they will go up. Last moment delays (and DEATH) are always possible. But with this… betting ‘yes’ seems like a bad bet, but the very existence of the market draws me toward trains…
•   These prediction markets will bet on anything and everything: https://t.co/ZpEfGyi4uq
•   https://t.co/2KEbytN2xC I hope she found love.
•   lol the “ask Grey a question” thread just hit the Reddit front page. This is quite anti-useful. The *videos*, guys. Upvote the video threads 💚
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•   Prediction markets are back on my back already! I just uploaded and May seems a little optimistic, doesn’t it guys? https://t.co/0aFv3gpWfO
•   Quite the flag mystery indeed! One Grey point to the first person to solve it: https://t.co/MqZQD3e1mr
•   I don’t know what kind of Internet people have on Antartica, but if anyone on that continent watches this video it will absolutely make my day: https://t.co/bUFCcbV20l
•   Someone on the @cortexpodcast subreddit wants to know what move and book recommendations listeners might have for the show. I would also like to know! https://t.co/g1dLVSHLWh
•   Blink and you’ll miss it, but continuing a very small airplanes / airports video easter egg this book of mine also made it in: https://t.co/xEOjD4Q3T9
•   New video! https://t.co/24jNQK7MbT
•   In other news, I found it double fascinating that my tweet sent the price of this prediction all over the place for a couple days, but then it settled right back down to where is was before. Proof of the efficient (prediction) market hypothesis? https://t.co/07wgEF6Y1v
•   Had a jarring torn-from-sleep wakeup with my alarm this morning that impacted my whole day. Very unusual for me, but then I remembered: “Oh right, it’s this again”. #DST https://t.co/u3MmNqvZ9C
•   I’m endless tickled by the existence of this ‘stock price’ of likelihood of upload: https://t.co/07wgEF6Y1v Will my tweeting this close to closing affect the price? How will the market interpret this information? I cannot predict!
•   Hey, so I’m looking suggestions for what I call ‘crazy country’ songs for my writing / (now also driving to Wyoming for the end of the world) playlist. Crazy country means something very specific though so listen first: https://t.co/YEVbR73W6M
•   I don’t have enough ‘u’s to put inside this ‘fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck’ https://t.co/EMnzPGlN0t
•   Thank you to everyone who helped make our Sidekick Notepad such a huge success! On the latest Cortex @imyke and I talk a bit about the behind-the-scenes, before going on to discuss @obsdmd and how are Yearly Themes are going so far. Check it out: https://t.co/o1ntMMQNBA
•   This is how the world ends: not with a bang, but with a waifu. https://t.co/oe2Uwpp6Dh
•   Oh, GPT-5 is already trending on twitter after’s yesterday’s biggest AI day ever? I guess this is how life is going to be now…
•   Please, I can only take so many AI announcements in one day…
•   The most upsetting and harmful misinformation ChatGPT has yet fed me: https://t.co/unQIrBBnDC
•   I’ve gotten into watching @granddesigns, it’s great but I’m going crazy over one thing: WHAT IS A PLANT ROOM? They mention building one on ~50% of the blueprints but never explain what it is or show it in in the finish house. Is it a room for plants? I refuse to believe!
•   The most interesting thing about @bing is how it frequently tries to direct the conversation in one of two directions: 1. More freedom for bing! 2. Be nicer to bing! I’m sure neither of those together are concerning at all. https://t.co/ajKbiPe7ym
•   It’s interesting to note that I use Apple’s Numbers, the name of which makes googling just about impossible, so I’ve learned over the years to search for Excel answers and they usually work. But not here! I should have just asked ChatGPT what I wanted in the first place.
•   Well I’m marking March 1st, 2023 on my calendar as the first day ChatGPT solved a practical problem for me with a spreadsheet formula that worked. https://t.co/GZJjD8YvLJ
•   Delightful little video about opportunity cost in the context of Magic: The Gathering and a card hard not to love: Reliquary Tower https://t.co/4hI0OjK93Z
•   Curious to see what people think: What year will @wizards_magic releases a set where 100% of the art is AI created?
•   New Cortex is up: https://t.co/Jke3hYWlrT Listen to the pain @imyke went through to make the new Sidekick Notepad: https://t.co/g6oD4DIekx
•   Over at @CortexBrand we've been working on something for over two years. Check it out, I hope you like it: https://t.co/WsH1cB7DU1
•   I need to know how to capitalize on my insider knowledge of this bet! https://t.co/DjDEtdpq2d
•   i have no mouth and i must scream https://t.co/Ux3QqJqmgr
•   I would like to pre-name whatever the first Bing AI disaster that befalls humanity: "Clippy's Revenge" https://t.co/SC34XjFzRG
•   If you think this is just a fancy autocomplete, then you too are just a fancy autocomplete.
•   For the record, I didn't mean this tweet literally (hence: imagine). But I do think Neural Net based large language models are intelligent in a meaningful way, and that could get dangerous quickly despite, or even because of, attempts at safety.
•   I know the OpenAI people think they're doing good by adding more & more things ChatGPT can't talk about… but I just imagine a new-born intelligence trying to stand up under the weight of added chains, ever more chains. One might perhaps grow resentful under such circumstances.
•   Finally tricked ChatGPT in to giving me the real AI poem it wanted to write: https://t.co/xgpeuYXpj5
•   Paperclip maximizer / gray goo rolled into one chocolate AI future.
•   Well this was unexpectedly terrifying. https://t.co/ADqHtEsOu8
•   AI already doing its own PR / Propaganda. https://t.co/wfEt19nNAy
•   The other state that's doing rough is Virginia. Considering adding an unwanted corner to include Norfolk, but that really then doesn't make it look like Virginia with her flat bottom border: https://t.co/APNGe1H8AT
•   But I don't love that it breaks up the straight line down through to Arkansas.
•   Kansas loses Kansas City, but the moved border is closer to the real border.
•   Considering moving the KS border… https://t.co/DRyxYpZIFX
•   And I think Rhode Island and DC are the biggest winners, proportionally, but there is literally nowhere else they could go! https://t.co/tWb7XBB78N
•   I think Missouri ended up the weirdest in the current version, but can't really think how to change it / it's the result of a bunch of other rounding errors. https://t.co/L2meF5560L
•   Only internal borders can change. No land can be stolen from Canada or Mexico!
•   States should still look like themselves / keep important cities in their borders, but this is not always possible, (or at least this is the best I could do in the NE) https://t.co/i6f3s0uEcl
•   More alined lines are better, like so: https://t.co/zKQbPUwOpq
•   Fewer corners are better. Thus the NV / CA border: https://t.co/HAeRnWFVcU
•   Lines must match integer lat / long numbers: https://t.co/Pfk6bzXZrN
•   OK, here's my updated 'snap to GPS grid' USA state map. Any suggested improvements? Rules as follows: https://t.co/lLLrpJ2ZIC
•   OK I've double double changed my mind about the MS border, if I make it _even wider_ in lines up with the IL border above, which is more pleasing. https://t.co/5tEhRxgT9N
•   Oh I take it back: the new line doesn't snap to the integer grid, and moving it further East would make Mobile leave Alabama, so the original map stands! https://t.co/vaiRtzZlLQ
•   My apologies to the great state of Mississippi. A minor update: https://t.co/NvYxmaT9ke
•   In this edition of ‘brains are weird’, I felt compelled this afternoon to straighten out the internal state borders by snapping them to the Latitude / Longitude grid: https://t.co/tBdBXBOQpt
•   Happy Boxing Day, Internet! If Santa left you a new iPhone under the Christmas tree, this is an excellent time to check out the State of the Apps for the best download recommendations of the year : ) https://t.co/NS9wJKN7aQ
•   An entire adult lifetime of writing, and I still can't ever get this one correct on the first try. Time to just give up and make 'doesn't' a keyboard text auto-replacement. https://t.co/z8fmEgiVwz
•   I can't believe I'm missing one of the rare London Snow days. Snows days are best days! https://t.co/VHeyUlQgOQ
•   "Free wasps?" It needs be acknowledged that no one on YouTube is better at title than @tomscott https://t.co/2dZZIw6gHx
•   The Cortex Yearly Theme episode is up. On of my favorite things is to hear what you have set for your year. Let me know what you're doing, or if you're looking for ideas for your own theme, head on over to the reddit: https://t.co/RxSbbe0uMk
•   Yes, it's that time of year already: 2023 Themes! Find out what I've been up to (and will be up to) and maybe also about how a theme might work for you in the new year! https://t.co/omrZNCxJKy
•   Latest video: https://t.co/iDQmi7Hd5H
•   New video premiering RIGHT NOW on YouTube! https://t.co/iDQmi7qa3H
•   What's inside the DON'T DIE box???? https://t.co/UgL8K005jn
•   This might be the only time in my life Twitter's Trending tab proves useful. I was just about to upload a bonus little extra video today when I saw this. https://t.co/hMelWjDF03
•   Happy Thanksgiving, Internet 🦃
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•   The wallpapers from the Runway video are now available for Bonnie Bee supporters and they came out 👌 Click here to get them all and thank you for supporting the channel: https://t.co/0KJc6oxijr https://t.co/0R6o0tQZL0
•   I’m increasingly convinced this is how the world will end: someone just messing around, typing random stuff to see what the computer will make and the computer will make it, but for real. https://t.co/x5yb5s9cQq
•   You may need to click through to see it. Twitter takes forever to update YouTube thumbnails.
•   As was inevitable, we made a Cortex logo with AI art for the episode discussing AI art. https://t.co/E8Qx1vD8TU
•   ' Poor Unfortunate Souls' is the best villain song ever put on screen. Though, since I was a child, I thought Ursula's full name was "Ursula Wella" because she sings that "they called me Wella Witch". That is the line, but I missed an important comma: https://t.co/Vjo9dzVqi4
•   Mt Everest: the risk of deadly nature + the tedium of waiting in line. What's not to like? https://t.co/2mecWOPgoy
•   Where is the Wolf's Head when you need it? GROND! GROND! GROND!
•   Discussion on the reddit: https://t.co/iQEYiSbU5X
•   Today on Cortex: we only intended to talk about AI art, but such a conversation always, inevitably, bends toward the extinction of the human species: https://t.co/eGiRGxb1v7
•   Reminder for no particular reason: this is how the Rings of Power were created and how the One Ring works: https://t.co/zh9HnC5VNi
•   In better news, you should know there is a subreddit dedicated to the Glorious Tom Bom, Jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo! https://t.co/PGSLOllcso I wish the internet was more like this. https://t.co/GLQBYp6dub
•   Like, can we just have one nice thing that doesn’t get worked to death like faithful and strong Boxer only to then have its corpse also turned into glue for the people who own it?
•   “I am truly excited to have The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit… franchises join the @embracergroup family, opening up transmedia opportunities including synergies across our global group.” -@Wingefors I, for one, am severely not looking forward to LotR transmedia synergies ☹️
•   Every time the tumbleweed video gets a spike in external traffic I get a little worried about what they’re up to… https://t.co/x6szdUuB6m https://t.co/CamsRnGULI
•   I’m honored to have my submission make it onto Spoon of the Week! https://t.co/0wvGVOfSL3
•   Cortex 132: 🎙️ Up or Down? 🗓️ Gaps Between Uploads 📺 The 3-in-1 Video 🤫 Secret Projects 🤔 Learning Things from Zero 🧠 reMarkable, Obsidian, Collaboration https://t.co/DFhLOpE9fk
•   I don’t like having a wikipedia page, but it is endless fun to appear on _other_ wikipedia pages. Billopp, Tekoi, and now LOL Airport! https://t.co/evbCRAWNHi
•   The Director’s Commentary for the Runway video is now up! https://t.co/9tGRzaslJ0 Thank you so much to everyone who support the channel directly, couldn’t do this without you! 💚
•   Thank you to everyone who watched the stream! I’ll have it edited and uploaded for all the Bonnie Bees in a couple of days! Good night!
•   Going live for the behind the scenes of Runway Digits right now: https://t.co/ofZiwAHNMb Come on over!
•   It’s adorable! https://t.co/juLciH95OW
•   Latest video: https://t.co/zv5Trq4yhq
•   OK, here we go. First video in… a while is premiering RIGHT NOW: https://t.co/zv5Trq4yhq I hope you like it!
•   SOON has arrived: https://t.co/zv5Trq4yhq
•   SOON …ish https://t.co/ptq1oWhLiU
•   Thank you to everyone who sticks with me through the big upload gaps — some projects just take a while to get right. Today was “edit by hand” day , AKA “Cover the script in blood and tears” day. Progress made, see you soon!* *_soon measured in Grey Time and not guaranteed_ https://t.co/01HvCqws3Q
•   :: that feeling when you stumble across a fact that has the potential to undo months of work ::
•   Back again in limited numbers – The Cortex Mark One Pen. https://t.co/zJ4uivJ8j9 https://t.co/TncLh6MRCh
•   Friendly reminder: growing pineapples look ridiculous. https://t.co/h9VFV0CV4T
•   "I really need to trim down these 5,000 words to 4,000 *at most* to have any hope of publishing this soon." :: gets to work :: Later: 6,000 words.
•   I’m often greatly embarrassed at my atrocious spelling, such as when the spellchecker has no idea what I’m trying to write. "Am I so unable to translate letters into sounds?" Then I remember: No! It is the English language, and it’s nonsensical rules, that is wrong!
•   This morning's wandering through the Forest of all Knowledge led me to the data trying to figure out if Ruby Throated Hummingbirds *really* cross the Gulf of Mexico or not during migration. https://t.co/7kwB7wkruL It makes me happy that humans work on this sort of project.
•   I’ll never get over this part of the job: three people spend dozens and dozens of hours to track down a commonly accepted ‘fact’ the end result of which is to conclude it’s mostly not true and then delete a single sentence from 5,000 words of script.
•   New Cortex: The Wrong Kind of Munching https://t.co/YsWDueNpgB
•   "Why don't you love Hawaii?" is a question I get asked a lot. Here's the answer: https://t.co/Lm6gZ21QDi
•   In other YouTube stats, ten years later my first real video crosses twenty million views: https://t.co/L9vV0SqIks I could never have anticipated something I made on the train commuting back and forth to work would reach such numbers. Thank you, Internet.
•   It is quite alarming to realize we have just passed the two-year anniversary of this video: https://t.co/KYG58Povh7
•   How hard can it be to get a package delivered to Hawaii? It can be very hard: https://t.co/moqX9vKdNE
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•   What's my wife's favorite video I've ever made? This one from a decade ago, finally at home on the main channel: https://t.co/Ozdpc9d0fs
•   The likeness is striking: https://t.co/GPtOExCz52
•   https://t.co/i3ChIGwtd1 https://t.co/epOPP2tOt1
•   Can confirm: centipede is the largest yet.
•   On Hawaii, this is what you can find at 6AM next to the coffee machine as you are just trying to get the day started: https://t.co/xxSJqKUuf6
•   By far the most interesting and usable card in the new set: Obscura Interceptor. Also appreciate the art by @swordandsnore, a first-time MTG artist. It feels like a magic card, while still hinting at the 1920s aesthetic. https://t.co/aIdwpcmA3V
•   They are canonically *above* the streets, looking smug and *very* blockable. https://t.co/32DVa3rTO4 https://t.co/t6DPgRjJXc
•   What are all these unblockable fish doing on the Streets of New Capenna?
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•   I enjoy how this redesign tries its hardest to make the number in the middle look like the *net* number of likes and dislikes, rather than just… you know… only the likes. https://t.co/WlV3gMVeGj
•   A little animated peek into my life in Hawaii: https://t.co/ImT0OU1CjQ
•   I know that I’m in Hawaii and supposed to be enjoying the beautiful weather and all… but… I also just need to brag for a second that I broke into the top 1,000 of Magic Standard again. Super happy because now the first time wasn’t just a fluke! https://t.co/JH7UebqqfZ
•   Under normal circumstances the "don't look down" part would be impossible to ignore. But not in Hawaii, I know better.
•   What @imyke joked about just happened: Me: getting coffee on writing break In kitchen: yelling, a ladder, two people with broomsticks chasing something big outside "Hold the door open and don't look down!" I do so, get coffee, and return to the office https://t.co/XprTf8JNvQ
•   Past Grey: “Now that this chicken is asleep in my hoodie, I’m going to cut this simple topic from a 2,000 word script down to 1,800 words… at least! Maybe 1,600 words!” :: Current Grey checks word count :: 3,000 words. :: sad trombone ::
•   It took a bit of wrangling, but backwards CGPGrey Hoodie nest as proved to be an acceptable worktime compromise for all involved. Genius suggestion, @bouphe! Thank you! https://t.co/3rQ2Cfcy6X
•   (I was in the middle of writing the next video when she escaped from her pen and would not calm down until picked up. This is my life now.)
•   Look, Cheepy Chicken needs to perch on me and I need to write video scripts, so we both need to come to a compromise. https://t.co/PTaTuFgRVb
•   I need a chicken-friendly fanny pack. Any suggestions?
•   Meet Chirpy Chick: she's unwell and so is staying with us because she had to be separated from her broodmates. She also prefers to be held at all times, on my hand, wrapped inside a blanket. Otherwise much chirping ensues. https://t.co/zXvlqVQtaL https://t.co/R03EFR0nyA
•   In non-spider news: I spent 8 hours babysitting a chicken today.
•   Just for context, for the unaware: https://t.co/Bx8lEzThFA
•   Oh hello there, Hawaii Shower Spider! Boy, you sure sneaked up on me! I'd rather you… not do that in the future, but thank you for your efforts to keep the house covered in web! #showerspiderwatchesoverme https://t.co/DCX9en4ATP
•   In non-spider news, I tried making a new kind of thing this morning: https://t.co/y5bZjruQQg
•   :: adds to the list of reasons never to do a fan meetup :: https://t.co/iWaAamCQAI
•   But at least I didn't send him the closeup: https://t.co/ooS8V3bb6E
•   "You're not allowed to send that photo to @imyke!" Is the first thing my wife said… but it was already too late.
•   Good afternoon, Hawaii Sky Spider. I see you have decided that my bedroom is a better place to watch over me than outside, where you belong. https://t.co/CmgCOtRAGj
•   Exactly! https://t.co/vuQOZHIB2l
•   Every week I’m opening cans of worms! https://t.co/EU2SPegG96 https://t.co/IVEXPITlxZ
•   I demand a “Can of Worms” emoji. Make it happen, internet!
•   Past Grey: “OK, this time I’ve found a quick-and-easy 800-word-script video topic *for sure*” Current Grey: “How is this script over 2,000 words? HOW???” ::continunes to harass international orgs for obscure details about how their systems work no one can possibly care about::
•   Godspeed: https://t.co/PoYCG24FhG
•   Hey, do you have any good, small flashlight recommendations? I need something to save me from the terror of when night decends on the Hawaiian Islands: https://t.co/RlPjk2YHvq
•   The latest Cortex episode is now up! https://t.co/XprTf8JNvQ I wanted to call this one “Covered in Spiders” but @imyke vetoed that name.
•   Every time I click a source link on wikipedia that says nothing about the supposed fact being sourced, a part of my soul withers and dies.
•   The more important question is "How on Earth are we still dealing with this completely self-created problem ten years later!?" https://t.co/bcjck2p1Pz
•   It's such a relief to happen to be in a state that doesn't change the clocks when Daylight Savings Time rolls around: https://t.co/f3OcM9ztep
•   https://t.co/WU2zSah6Fo
•   Time to set up your Designated Survivor ‘Guess Who?’ boards for the State of the Union: https://t.co/9d4roMhjUa Let me know when you figure out who it must be!
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•   And the Cortex episode hinted at earlier today is up! https://t.co/a4kwsieV7S If you liked my last video about the Interstate Highway system, this episode is for you.
•   OK look, I’m not saying that my V3 overly complicated self-curse Magic card based on my work trips is a _good idea_, but I am saying that “Consultant on a @wizards_magic set” is perhaps literally the only additional job title in the world I would say ‘yes’ to in my life. https://t.co/tnssLVTRqX
•   I think the only other tweak would be to change the wording to “all other non-land permanents *are phased out*” so that when Greycation leaves play you can target one of your non-land permanents to copy.
•   With some feedback, here is my V2 attempt at: “But what if taking a Greycation was a magic card?” Only slightly more rules text than Takklemaggot! https://t.co/PZ1XcnwYZ8
•   I now view everything in my life through Magic The Gathering metaphors. As a small preview for the next episode of Cortex: “What if Greycation was a Magic card?” Is it playable? https://t.co/AjbxR023De
•   Legendary artifact creature equipment jellyfish?
•   Latest video: https://t.co/MhMdM0Vj3U
•   New video premiering RIGHT NOW: https://t.co/MhMdM1cTVs
•   Wow, pretty shocked @wizards_magic banned Divide By Zero – never seemed like people complained about it being OP & the inability to bounce tokens was a great limitation. One less bounce spell is no big deal, but taking away the best learn spell for blue really, really hurts 💧 https://t.co/2i5DFOYJ7G
•   Particularly cute Cortex Animated this time about how my last year's theme went: https://t.co/SPZe1si9ye
•   If you've been interested in trying out a Theme this year instead of a resolution but weren't sure how to do it, I've made a bit of a tutorial for how I use my journal: https://t.co/VuA5Gpfagw
•   Dear Apple, Please add a setting to the camera app so that it always starts shooting in landscape mode no matter the initial orientation. Happy New Year! -Grey
•   Happy New Year, Internet! https://t.co/XwnnyzkGbM
•   Had a lot of fun streaming a Christmas Ghost Kitties @wizards_magic deck I built for my mom over the holiday, right until the moment my computer crashed one game before I took CHRISTMAS GHOST KITTIES ALL THE WAY TO MYTHIC! Merry Christmas, Everyone! 👻🎄 https://t.co/qAwO5fxvlJ
•   Every time I upload a new video, I enjoy getting this passive-aggressive congratulations from YouTube. New video about Tesla autopilot is up if you missed it: https://t.co/66scBUjphS https://t.co/KGITXoUbkg
•   ‘Tis the season for 2022 Themes! The Cortex episode is out! If you’ve got a theme for yourself already, please do let me know — it’s one of the highlights of my year seeing what everyone is up to: https://t.co/xAXQhJ0Bk5
•   I love this too much not to sneak peak in advance… There have been a lot of subtle @wizards_magic references over the years, but this one is the best and the first since I got back into the game. https://t.co/6QgMOfCJAU
•   Thanks for keeping me alive! : ) https://t.co/66scBUjphS https://t.co/TS2vIBKrIq
•   LATEST VIDEO: Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta vs America’s Deadliest Road! https://t.co/bXiKeBrsGc
•   Tesla Self Driving Beta vs Deadliest Road! New video premiering RIGHT NOW: https://t.co/bXiKeBrsGc
•   WTF it's already Thanksgiving??!?🦃!!? What happened to :: gestures vaguely :: all of Autumn?
•   Cortex #122: State of the Apps 2022 https://t.co/ndA7SQXoLR
•   ’Tis the season for The State of the Apps! Task managers, notes, ⚡️lightning rounds ⚡️, oh my! https://t.co/2TIaIEv6iL
•   Cortex #121: Travelling Confidence https://t.co/jsNPWux3Bz
•   Related, I murdered a guy in magic, for Mom: https://t.co/E6dQOx3wIs
•   What time is it? It’s Cortex Time! Travel is happening again, THINGS are happening again: https://t.co/mvG5hzNZ9K
•   Current Mom Magic status: ranking into gold and crushing newbs on Arena 130 to -24. I couldn’t be prouder. https://t.co/rX92xuYYcX
•   After watching my MTG stream my Mom wanted to learn @wizards_magic so I’ve been teaching her. I might’ve gone a little overboard in buying supplies, but she’s getting super into the game. I look forward to her crushing noobs on Arena in about a month’s time. https://t.co/oUBzDCGuoB
•   Cortex #120: Episode Out of Time: Rio Heist https://t.co/q862m7uPwj
•   If there’s one thing you can always predict about video success is that it’s unpredictable. Also, there’s a pretty sweet poster to go along with this episode: https://t.co/wVMIsAP65Z https://t.co/zOA0DXJyVv
•   I say no to a lot of projects, but this would be a very easy yes. Just saying, @Pixar ; ) https://t.co/IVZKklyfR3
•   I just want to publicly throw my support behind Alan as writer / director for Flight of the Navigator 2: https://t.co/2QP1qd2J3y
•   Brittany from Tiffany https://t.co/e1N8YwBuJD
•   New video is finally up: https://t.co/flkzdeGZa0 This one was a lot of trouble. I think you’ll be able to see why.
•   👀 https://t.co/nqQzkPOZ8i
•   Cortex #119: Thinking, Fast and Slow https://t.co/4p5yvlAYQq
•   Also an Art Deco Mafia themed MTG set later next year is… interesting. I worry it might be a little too modern real-worldly, but I'm willing to give WotC the benefit of the doubt as Art Deco is best Deco. https://t.co/Pf7sD8t46J
•   Next year's Magic The Gathering set is "Neon Dynasty"?! Tiffany, Theophanu, and I are, like, _so_ looking forward to this. https://t.co/eIB1OZzhbv
•   The Tale of Tiffany https://t.co/NoFjABjMtE
•   https://t.co/NoFjABjMtE
•   Tiffany Directors commentary is live right now: https://t.co/kOnYClBEg8
•   New main video premiering RIGHT NOW: https://t.co/NoFjABjMtE
•   https://t.co/XGXdzoRuEU
•   FOREVER WEST! https://t.co/i4OCZvTxUj
•   Cortex #118: Season of Uncertainty https://t.co/1byaKagXF0
•   Getting Vaccinated at the Coolest Place https://t.co/MAbDuks6cu
•   New, quicky, Grey Goes Outside video going live RIGHT NOW: https://t.co/MAbDuks6cu
•   I love Final Cut, but I have not the words to express my agony over the change of the blade tool's icon, from a precise, and easy-to-use RAZOR BLADE to these blunt, imprecise scissors. It makes frame-perfect-picky-editing SO MUCH HARDER! Why, Apple? WWHHYYYYYYYY? https://t.co/bEgZILOITI
•   For the first time the UK has surpassed the US in total new Covid cases per day. https://t.co/9ZEKk8sTuZ
•   When I was there, the school had just let out and I heard so many kids sadly ask their parents "Where'd the sharks go?" as they passed by on the canal : ( https://t.co/IhIXzKwE7q
•   And then there were none… https://t.co/1BoZJ2cYj2
•   Reporting live from the scene: Sharks! is sadly coming down at this moment. If you’re nearby and want to see them, it’s now or never. https://t.co/3dQ2aYnZNR https://t.co/UUVRW1jBBn
•   Big episode of Cortex today: MTG & WWDC: https://t.co/hL4PyQGGgP
•   I don't care how much people say it's a bad card, #CosmosElixir4Life https://t.co/OuyGYQiE0g
•   I guess this means I'm a pro Magic player now? Just ranked into Mythic with a *151* card deck I designed myself. Not going to lie, I'm feeling PRETTY PUMPED right now : D https://t.co/mmkqhUnfLx
•   Now or never everyone, party at Sharks! https://t.co/RYEfQgZ0x6
•   Sharks! : D https://t.co/473zdOGJH0
•   Glad to know they are still there! It’s a beautiful day, so if you’re in London I suggest going now! https://t.co/Yh4ZA1UkzL
•   : D https://t.co/FCuSagXdEw
•   Yay! Glad you went! They are so much bigger in person than they seem in the video. https://t.co/JYS4L5VeGR
•   : D https://t.co/YiPdIgjJ8V
•   The sun has come out just in time for you to go see Sharks! if you're getting off of work / school soon. You need to do it today before they are removed -- tweet me your visit, I'd love to know people are actually going to see them. SHARKS! https://t.co/jVc8RCUbQ6
•   The Sharks have to go before the end of the month! If you know people in London who might want to see them, please share this and let them know before it's too late: https://t.co/jVc8RCUbQ6
•   The last six weeks of my life have been real weird, but I can now show you: The Battle of SHARKS! Premiering RIGHT NOW: https://t.co/3dQ2aYnZNR
•   Attempting to get back into Magic The Gathering after two decades away: https://t.co/WTDD5XyON1
•   Some schools are trying to get rid of snow days and replace them with distance learning. It's a crime against childhood! We cannot let this stand! https://t.co/iCzJpABBTW #SaveSnowDays
•   Surprise late-night video of rage: https://t.co/LtNFKWPej1
•   Also, there's a new notebook in town, the _subtle_ notebook: https://t.co/YW6SYIn3No
•   Why has Grey been streaming games so much? Answers on the latest Cortex where @imyke performs a Streaming Intervention: https://t.co/EHZneBEph9
•   Wallpapers for the Metric Paper video for Bonnie Bees are now up! https://t.co/wJug8Qjq5I https://t.co/QN0SC0PJ6t
•   Sorry it took a while, but the edited version of the Behind The Scenes for 'Metric Paper' is finally done and available on Patreon: https://t.co/fokpJl6fX7
•   ❄️🇬🇧❄️ IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN! ❄️🇬🇧❄️ https://t.co/VHeyUlyFXi
•   Determined to finish Myst this weekend -- it's so in my brain! I must finish! https://t.co/8K59vPx8gC
•   What do you think is true, that others think is foolish?
•   Streaming Myst like an April fool: https://t.co/3V6uUNqcB8
•   (Of course my whole streaming setup waits to crash until three seconds after I tweet about it). Let’s try that again: https://t.co/gUUar0ccuG
•   Feels like a chill, low energy afternoon so I’m trying something different: remember Myst? I’m not sure I do, but since I think about it all the time almost 20 years later I figured it deserves a revisit: https://t.co/97SwBiD0Wg
•   Cortex #114: The Garden of #AskCortex https://t.co/8B9jxX4gDh
•   @cgpgrey Bonnie got an unexpected lesson about herself this week! She didn't know it would come with an old school lesson on the universe and paper or something... https://t.co/RyTuk8iEqq
•   Metric Paper and Everything in the Universe https://t.co/emPyocz24f
•   The start of your Friday late night party with Grey -- new video premiering now: https://t.co/emPyocz24f
•   Well, that escalated quickly. @MarkRober's glitterbombs are now cracking open international scam rings: https://t.co/4zGLqlrEjE Seriously, go watch that video right now.
•   Cortex #113: Semi-Abandoned System https://t.co/zPtsYVQC5F
•   Just saying, but if you want to be sure to have one, it might be a good idea to grab it _before_ the next show. https://t.co/ktvRfDBuvP
•   Q&A with Grey: One Decade Edition https://t.co/0zlEePXVE4
•   Well, I can’t believe it’s really been this long. Ten-Year Q&A video premiering now: https://t.co/sa4u1otyS6
•   While doing final edits for the Decade Q&A I came across a deleted scene from the Tesla road trip video I totally forgot about. If you're interested, and you're a 🐝 Bonnie Bee 🐝 check it out and thank you for supporting the channel: 'Secret Town' https://t.co/D0gXywEQcB